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    Mind of a six year old

    A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

    She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
    the building materials for his home.

    She read, "And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
    full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
    straw to build my house?'
    The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

    One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

    'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitch!! A talking pig!

    The teacher had to leave the room :lol:

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    ahahaha i would have to that's great ahaha

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    That is classic Snake. It reminds me of that TV show that used to be on when we were young called, "Kids say the darndest things".

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    Your either thinking of Art Linkletter or Candid Camera, I think Allan Funt did a segment on kids at times on that show.

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    Art Linkletter ..........................

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    Was probably a redneck kid :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonisgod
    Was probably a redneck kid :lol:
    Nah, redneck kids aren't that cute. :wink:


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