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    Concealed Carry Weapons Permit

    Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the policeman asked. "Anything else?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Nope."

    "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

    "Not a damn thing..."

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    FREEDOM!

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    lol that was too funny.

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    What no RPG? :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Pliskin
    What no RPG? :lol:
    That's left for the people in middle east, lol.

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    ......kids got what they wanted for Christmas down here in Texas!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Galveston340
    ......kids got what they wanted for Christmas down here in Texas!!




    Hopefully they got an ample supply of ammo as well. 8)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuke
    Quote Originally Posted by Galveston340
    ......kids got what they wanted for Christmas down here in Texas!!




    Hopefully they got an ample supply of ammo as well. 8)
    ....the best that can be brought up out of the bunker Snuke!!

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    ....what more could I say?.....



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    Yea, guns make people tough!

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