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    The Professor's Wife

    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

    Dear Wife:

    You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.

    When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:

    Dear Husband,

    You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Bahahahahahahaha :lol: Epic cougar!!! :lol: that's just great

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    Brilliant!

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    This one is Gold.

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    I dont know why men think they can get the upper hand in affairs :lol:

    That was a nice one snake.

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    Thats hilerious. Well done on that one lol. :lol:

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    The Office Party

    John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

    After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

    "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

    "He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

    "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

    "Well, screw him!" said John.

    "I did. You're back at work on Monday."

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    Ah yes ............. that brings back memories of the old days when an office party was truly an office party. :mrgreen: 8)

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