On this, the 30th day of March, 1980. A boy was born. As this boy grew into the man he is today he faced a lot of hardships, mainly not having a great hack to pwn noobs with. And then one day in early March of 2009, he stumbled alone aimlessly on the internet and found himself face-to-face with the most awesomest hack site ever in existence. He made the wise decision to join this community of "l33t haxors", and has never looked back. Now when noobs see him comming they scream and run for the hills, for fear of getting uber pwned, but little did they know that they can run fast and far still never be out of his reach. Now he sits on the hill and looks out over the masses of noobs he has slain and thinks, "Life is goooood".

ROFL happy birthday to me!